“How to kill an ant?”: Mr. Funny
This question was asked in an exam for 10 marks. A student wrote the answer this way.
Mix chilli powder with sugar and keep it outside the ant’s hole. After eating, the ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push the ant in to it! Now the ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire! Then admit wounded the ant in ICU! And then
remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant…!